Monday, February 13, 2006
i am in PAIN
my stomach has been hurting me since friday. non stop.
when i eat, i feel like barfing. when i sleep, i need to curl up into a ball.
po chai pills / charcoal pills / honey lemon / tea / warm water / cold water / some weirdo pills in my medicine cabinet / tiger balm / cap limau / warm towel
they cannot help meeeee! howhowhow?
it feels like the hulk and king kong have been taking turns using my gut as a punching bag to vent all their pent up
and then, when they've finished pummelling me poor tummy, they decide to be friends
punching bag + tug of war + stomach = NOT $@^@%#$!^% FUN FOR ME AT ALL!
(even though i'm sure king kong and the hulk - who have shrunken themselves using that ray gun from "HONEY I SHRUNK THE KIDS" - are currently camping out in my stomach, are having oodles of funlaughterpeaceandjoy - at my expense.)
i need a new body! i need new body parts! UPGRADE UPGRADE!!
eh. you think i trade in my old body, can get discount or not?
p/s: i don't know why there are so many references to "SEX". this has to do with my STOMACH. not *ahem* other.. regions.
my mind works in bafflingly strange and utterly mysterious ways, man.