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Tuesday, February 28, 2006

your money has been delayed by the "system"

today, i found out that inter-bank transfers take 3 working days to process.

3. whole. days.

and in banking terms, a "day" ends at 3.30pm. so if you transfer cash from BANK A to BANK B on monday at 4pm, you'll have to wait 4 working days to get your money.

i am NEVER doing an interbank transfer EVER AGAIN.

NEVER, i swear. how infuriating!

they should at least advise people of the extended time frame. i mean, how difficult is it to put a small notice there?!

so much easier than making me panic and run around like a headless chicken and end up calling your customer service center, where i have to wait 10min on hold for me to get an answer.

geeeeeeez, man!

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DOOFUS is, in his own words - "very disturbed by the bastard calling you last night."

he's still harping about it now.

silly DOOFUS.

honestly, i didn't like it either. but i ain't gonna let it affect me.

i just wish it wouldn't affect DOOFUS so much. poor thing.


Friday, February 24, 2006

i am a closet idol-worshipper

i'm sorry. i just had to do this. geeky or not. i don't care.

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my favourites in AMERICAN IDOL this season:

taylor hicks

taylor

don't ask me why. he's so weird and goofy that its cute. besides, he's a pretty good singer. typical lovable underdog that everyone secretly roots for. awwwww.

ace young

ace

my favourite contestant as of now, if only because he sang george michael's "father figure", which i absolutely totally completely adore to death. plus, he's a looker, isn't he? *swoon* oh, yeah, not a bad singer too. heh.

chris daughtry

chris

i love his voice. i love his look. i love his attitude. i love his charisma. i love everything! my favourite contestant, before ace young blew me away last night. heh.

katharine mcphee

katharine

i like. thats that. no need to explain. :p

lisa tucker

lisa

16 year old powerhouse, with a super sweet personality to boot. i wish i had her smile.

mandisa

mandisa

if you saw her performance last night, and you don't think she's good, then YOU ARE BLIND & DEAF & STUPID. hmph.

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ok. now that i've got that outta my system, normalcy shall resume. heh.


Wednesday, February 22, 2006

book list *UPDATED - 22/2/06*

don't mind me. just posting a list of books i wanna get, for easy reference.

C.S. LEWIS

chronicles of narnia (7 books)

MATTHEW REILLY

*seven ancient wonders*
hell island

ROBERT LUDLUM

the altman code
the lazarus vendetta
the moscow vector

ARTHUR GOLDEN

memoirs of a geisha

CLIVE CUSSLER

black wind
lost city
polar shift
sacred stone
dark watch

IAN CALDWELL & DUSTIN THOMASON

the rule of four

SIMON MAWER

*the gospel of judas*

JOHN CORNWELL

hitler's pope

MICHAEL BAIGENT, RICHARD LEIGH & HENRY LINCOLN

holy blood, holy grail

LARRY NIVEN & JERRY POURNELLE

*lucifer's hammer*

NEIL GAIMAN

american gods
neverwhere
anansi boys
the sandman series

ANNE RICE

*christ the lord : out of egypt*

GLEN DUNCAN

*i, lucifer*
weathercock
the death of an ordinary man

GEORGE ORWELL

1984
animal farm

JONATHAN RABB

the overseer

JEREMY ROBINSON

the didymus contingency

JAMES ROLLINS

map of bones

JACK DU BRUL

vulcan's forge
charon's landing
the medusa stone
river of ruin
havoc

PAULINE GEDGE

the hippopotamus marsh
child of the morning
scroll of saqqara

DAN BROWN

da vinci code
angels and demons

SOPHIE KINSELLA

shopaholic series
the undomestic goddess
can you keep a secret?

CHRISTIAN JACQ

queen of freedom series (the empire of darkness, the war of the crowns, the flaming sword)

judge of egypt series (beneath the pyramid, secrets of the desert, shadow of the sphinx)

mysteries of osiris series (the conspiracy of evil, the great secret, the tree of life, the way of fire)

STEL PAVLOU

decipher

DAVID GIBBINS

atlantis

LEV GROSSMAN

codex


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FUCK. ME.

thats a bloody shitload of books. and this is just HALF the list.

ahhh, crap.

anyone wanna sponsor me with a coupla thousand bucks for all these books?

i'll open a library and name it after you, i promise.



or..

on another note..

my birthday's coming. and so's christmas.

heh.

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Monday, February 13, 2006

i am in PAIN

my stomach has been hurting me since friday. non stop.

when i eat, i feel like barfing. when i sleep, i need to curl up into a ball.

nothing works!

po chai pills / charcoal pills / honey lemon / tea / warm water / cold water / some weirdo pills in my medicine cabinet / tiger balm / cap limau / warm towel

they cannot help meeeee! howhowhow?



it feels like the hulk and king kong have been taking turns using my gut as a punching bag to vent all their pent up sexual frustrations.

and then, when they've finished pummelling me poor tummy, they decide to be friends since they both have pent up sexual frustrations and use my stomach as an organic super stretchy rope on which they play a friendly match of tug of war to determine who has the most chance of scoring with that hot chick that thinks both of them are equally stinky and gross is the strongest.

punching bag + tug of war + stomach = NOT $@^@%#$!^% FUN FOR ME AT ALL!

(even though i'm sure king kong and the hulk - who have shrunken themselves using that ray gun from "HONEY I SHRUNK THE KIDS" - are currently camping out in my stomach, are having oodles of funlaughterpeaceandjoy - at my expense.)



ARGHH!



stoopid stomach.

rubbish body.

i need a new body! i need new body parts! UPGRADE UPGRADE!!

eh. you think i trade in my old body, can get discount or not?



p/s: i don't know why there are so many references to "SEX". this has to do with my STOMACH. not *ahem* other.. regions.

my mind works in bafflingly strange and utterly mysterious ways, man.


Friday, February 10, 2006

so who's the genius?

huh.

FROSTED FLAKES PORTABLE - A/DG


a few years ago, while i was doing my part time diploma in business, our marketing project was centered around KELLOGGS.

and we came up with this exact same idea - to make cereal and milk portable in snack packs.

frosfla2 frosfla1

at that time, we were aiming mainly at children - especially those whose parents would be too busy to pack food for them - or for busy people on the go.

i know i'm just deluding myself, seeing as how KELLOGGS probably had this same idea way before we did and has been spending the past few years testing it.

but i still really couldn't help but go "HEY! THATS MY IDEA!!".

i mean, who knows? maybe we really came up with it first, and the same idea struck KELLOGGS later on.. which makes us the pioneers, the inventors, the innovators..

huh.

maybe we should have patented the idea when we had the chance. damn.


Wednesday, February 08, 2006

sitting on my ass, bumming around...

boo!

i'm boooooored!

but i can't be arsed to write a proper post. even though i haven't filed down my CNY memories after relentless procrastinating. booo!

so lazy.

i shall just use the excuse that i am very sick and am on 2 weeks of medication to see if it clears up.

meh.


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