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Sunday, November 27, 2005

25 and counting


i am officially a quarter of a century old. ack!

the weekend's been a blast.

i'm so happy that everything worked out. it was way better than i expected.

huge assed thanks to all my lovelies - darling DOOFUS, my boys, the girls...

photos and updates coming soon.

for now, i need to rest, relax and recuperate.

old age means you don't have stamina anymore, ok.

old people's body cannot tahan all this excitement and exertion.


Friday, November 25, 2005

in today's news :

Friday November 25, 12:17 PM

12-foot python caught in Toa Payoh

SINGAPORE : A 12-foot python caused a stir at Block 212, Lorong 8 Toa Payoh on Thursday evening.

The python had been sighted more than 10 days ago but residents believed it had been hiding in a water pipe.

An odd-job labourer and his friend who tried to catch the python then, were successful this time round - when they managed to lure it out with a slab of meat.

The police were called in and the snake was put in a sack and taken away. - CNA/de


i am NOT going home anymore.

someone please be kind enough to provide a place to stay that is FAR FAR AWAY from toa payoh and its bloody snakes.

12 feet.. 12 feet!! thats 3.6576 meters..



Thursday, November 24, 2005

i am in LURVE!


i have given my heart away.

behold, the new owners of my heart!


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"FASHION" (with slight platform)

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i'm not suaku. i know these have been on the market for donkey years already.

i've always liked them, and i've always wanted them.

but now i REALLY REALLY love them.

and i REALLY REALLY want them.

aren't they all so pretty?



and this bikini is so gorgeous.

man, if only i had HALF as nice a body to stuff into a bikini..


oh, and on a side note - thanks to my darling boys for cheering me up some. bestest pals a girl could ask for. ;)

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

and once again, folks...

i'm thinking of calling off my birthday thingie this weekend.

i seem to have lost my mood.

please don't ask me why.

i quote myself : "every year, at the end of the year, things screw up."

and this is why, i've never had a truly happy birthday celebration. not since... i can't even remember when was the last good one.

something ALWAYS happens.

fuck this shite.

i'm going online window shopping to cheer myself up.

Monday, November 21, 2005

i just remembered -

yesterday, DOOFUS ate:

5.00pm - 1 filet o fish + 5 pieces of mcnuggets + 1 large fries

6.45pm - 1 cheeseburger

7.30pm - 1 filet o fish + 3/4 large fries

9.00pm - 1 time out chocolate bar

1.00am - 3 slices cheese pizza

yesterday, i ate:

5.00pm - 1 piece of mcnuggets + 1 large fries

1.00am - 3 slices cheese pizza

i am amazed.

ah well.

the DOOFUS is a growing boy big man who needs his nourishment.

i've been a naughty naughty girl

oooh. i've been a baaaad girlie!

supposed to spend the weekend working, but i decided to screw it all and play truant. heh.

hey. working 14 hour days for the past few weeks SUCKS MAJOR ASS. ok? so excuse me for feeling like i needed a break before i poked my own eyes out with my trusty plastic fork.

however, sadly, i don't think my mother feels the same way. bah. slave driver. bah.

anyhow. i had a lovely weekend!

friday night, i met jon in gardens for some good ol' teh bing, thosai, and catching up. i love talking to my boys. never fails to put me in a cheery, warm-and-fuzzy, comfortable frame of mind.

saturday afternoon, i dragged my huge fat bum out the door at 1 freaking pm in the afternoon (ack! sun! my skin! it burns! nooooo!) to meet wayne, shilton, jen, vic and ty in town. popped by the bead shop to get supplies and had kick ass super filling chicken breast and mashed potatoes at marche. *yumslurpdrool*

shopping and walking around and shopping and walking around..

oh, and the iced mango tango from coffee club seriously rocks my socks. can't say much for the butterscotch banana cheesecake though. (mm.. ba-na-na! haha.)

by the time it hit 7pm, me and wayne were literally DEAD ON OUR FREAKING FEET.

excruciating pain in feet!! i had blisters on my little toes, big toes, heels, ankles.. everywhere!

went home and completely knocked out.

shopping is strenuous exercise, balls. and i ain't got no more stamina cos i am an OLD FREAKING LADY already.



i went completely bonkers in the paragon toy department. NEVER let me loose in the toy department. i will either embarrass you, or embarrass myself, or do unspeakable non-child-friendly things to the toys. *snigger*

i want the robot dinosaur!
i want the hokey pokey cookie monster!
i want the furby!
i want i want i want I WANT!!

but don't buy me the harry potter pet monster thingie, ok? i got scared when it suddenly moved and dropped the bloody thing.

i is wuss. meh.

sunday, me and DOOFUS went all the way to the freaking OMNITHEATRE (jurong! goddammit! jurong! must bring passport!) to watch HARRY POTTER.

the movie was a bloody crockful of bleeding crappy shitty RUBBISH.

NOTHING like the book. i got so pissed off i wanted to walk out. i hate it when screen adaptations veer off the book storyline. its damn irritating. and i get very agitated.

and paying $15 per person just to make yourself dizzy watching the bloody wide screen is crap shite.

its so damn hard to focus! half the time, all you see is some blurry figures on the screen. the other half time, you're turning your head left and right to take in the whole scene.

AND! we had to queue up for ONE AND A HALF HOURS. because the omni theatre is FREE SEATING.

bloody hell! i pay $15 and buy tickets almost 4 hours in advance and you still expect me to fight with people for good seats?!


ah well. at least it was an "experience".

see, both me and DOOFUS knew the movie was gonna suck ass, so we decided we might as well make something of a different experience of it. hence the omnitheatre.

bah. rubbish.

on a side note, DOOFUS made me go on the motion simulator thing with him. $4 for 4 min. and it wasn't even THAT good. just made my ass hurt from all the bumping around. hmph.

now, back to the office. back to 14 hour work days. back to slavery.

until this weekend.



Wednesday, November 09, 2005

good news has never sounded this good

i am a very happy girlie today.

the past 2 weeks have been a terrible roller coaster ride of emotions and uncertainty.

fear, hatred, anger, confusion, sadness - and even a few moments of suprising warmth, love, happiness and gratitude for good measure.

thank god (literally. i'm going to church this weekend!) for small miracles.

from feeling like my entire world was crashing down around me, to feeling like i can take on the world (and win!).

and from now on, i'm REALLY gonna start taking care of my health. i promise.

and a huge THANK YOU to those that know and have been there for me (er, all... three? of you.)

listening to me rant and rave and literally fall apart before your eyes is definitely NOT fun, but you still stuck around.

spanxalots, mans.

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