Thursday, July 14, 2005
it is a glorious day.
the gods are smiling.
the world is my oyster.
i am all powerful.
i am the coolest of the cool.
i am the supreme goddess.
I RULE THE FREAKING UNIVERSE!
yes. i do.
boys and girls,
ladies and gentlemen,
"happy" people and "not-so-happy" people,
dogs and cats,
goldfish and parrots,
aliens and germs,
ALL YOUSE LIVING AND BREATHING ORGANISMS OUT THERE!
bow to me. for i am THE ONE!
today, i have been favoured by all the supreme beings in this our very cosmic universe.
today, i have been bestowed a great honour and privilege.
today, i have been given a precious, ultra valuable, essential-to-the-very-existence-of-life gift.
today, the skies have opened and rained down blessings on me.
I PICKED UP A PACKET OF CIGARETTES!!
i am overjoyed. ecstatic. overwhelmed. delirious. excited. (and also freaking bloody insane. insanity leaks from my very pores and infects all who come within my radiance. but thats besides the point here.)
LE PRECIOUS GIFT FROM YE OLDE GODS was lying on the ground in the lobby of my office building.
LE PRECIOUS GIFT FROM YE OLDE GODS was lying in full view of at least 4 other lesser beings.
LE PRECIOUS GIFT FROM YE OLDE GODS was a freaking 95% spanking brand new pack.
LE PRECIOUS GIFT FROM YE OLDE GODS still has 19 cancer-bequeathing-eyesight-robbing-tar-and-nicotine sticks inside.
the one and only drawback of LE PRECIOUS GIFT FROM YE OLDE GODS is that it is a pack of Marlboro Ultra Lights.
i smoke menthol lights.
one should not question the wisdom of YE OLDE GODS.
one should accept the graces of YE OLDE GODS with good faith and appreciation.
one should count one's blessings.
ah, the wonders of this universe!
FREE CIGARETTES are DA BOMB!
heeheehee *snicker snicker* hahaha *snort snort*
i know i sound freaking insane, but hey, its freaking expensive to be a smoker in singapore nowadays, a'ite?!
this blessing saves me a whopping $11. thats a shitload of moolah, a'ite?!
add another dollar to the money i saved today, and i can get a jug of liver-eroding alcoholic water-of-life at o bar, a'ite?!
damn, i'm so freaking easy to please.
i am such a psycho. sheesh.