Wednesday, January 26, 2005
i was bored, so i found these
DRUMMING AS THE NEW "IT" THING?
supposedly, it relieves stress, heals bodies, and makes you smarter.
well, damn! if its that good, i'm getting me a pair of drumsticks! BANGS AWAY!! heh.
possibly the STUPIDEST / IDIOTIC-EST SEX MANUAL ever printed.
it teaches you hold to hold hands. they use a test tube in place of *ahem*. the cover model has armpit hair, for petes sakes!
i'm torn between laughing my arse off or shaking my head in disbelief. wait. i'll do BOTH.
BEER IS GOOD FOR YOU - no, really, it IS.
hah! i knew it! no wonder i'm such a genius, what with the amount of beer i chug. heh.
"PARENTS, WHO HAVE HAIRY BUTTOCKS, GIVE BIRTH TO PSYCHOLOGICALLY UNBALANCED, SHORT-TEMPERED CHILDREN"
news flash - buttocks as the new personality assessment tool!
people - chuck those run-of-the-mill, boring, personality test thingamajigs out the window!
start staring at those butts, because now you have a legitimate reason!