Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (pronounced "Albin") was a name given to a Swedish child by his parents in May 1996.
The boy's parents had planned to never legally name him at all. A district court in Halmstad, southern Sweden, fined the parents (Elizabeth Hallin and ?) 5,000 kronor (approximately US$680 or €550) for failing to register a name for the boy by his fifth birthday. Responding to the fine, the parents submitted the 43-character name, claiming that it was "a pregnant, expressionistic development that we see as an artistic creation." The parents suggested the name be understood in the spirit of pataphysics. The court rejected the name and upheld the fine.
| You scored as Upper middle Class. Your determination have soared you this high, yet not high enough to enjoy the luxuries of the upper class. Your most valued posession is your country club membership which is kept framed in the office.|
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why?! if the rooster is blind, then what color i wear also no difference right? he cant see what! how will he know what color i wear?!
yesh, those scribbles represent my handwriting. and they seem to paint a suprisingly accurate portrait of me, for the most part.
wow. who knew "crossing your T's and dotting your I's" could have so much meaning behind it. heh.
if you're interested (or extremely bored), read MY RESULTS and tell me if its the truth about me.
or, you could just go take the TEST for yourself. heh.
spending all my days dragging my ass to the office and being stuck in corporate slavery, wishing and hoping for the weekend to come.
eagerly looking forward to holidays and occasions so that attendance at work can be chucked out the window.
happily planning what the free time away from hideous work can be used for. outings, clubbing, chilling, relaxing - having a life!
thursday - hanging out at hups and playing number ball till 6am
friday - movies and boozing at the ng's place and a flash round of mahjong
saturday - chilling out in town with coffee at heeren's spinelli's and food at the hawker opposite centrepoint before playing number ball until almost 8am
sunday - dinner at gardens and slacking at hups
for those of you that dont get this, think!! under the circumstances you would use a condom, would you be wearing a belt?! doh.
i'm sorry, bro! please forgive me for posting this.. its just too funny lah! hee.
sue, steph, stace, and SINGLE
sue, steph, stace, and SILLY
sue, steph, stace, and SPECIAL
sue, steph, stace, and SAN-BA
sue, steph, stace, and STRANGE
"you come here." ... "ok, now you go there." ... "wait, i go over." ... "take for me and me." ... "now take for me and me." ... "three by three - you three then you three then me three" ...
stacey : STAMINA
sue : STAMINA
steph : JUST FIND SOMEONE ELSE. NO POINT LAH, IF LIKE THAT.
(i cant remember her exact words, but something along these lines lah. if anyone can remember the exact thing please let me know hor!!)
Hi, you are pretty & sweertlooking ... u mind meeting up for a no strings attached physical fling? Only physical & total discreets. Am 178cm tall, medium built. Hear from you soon. Cheers
thanks for the compliments and the offer. but sorry, i dont do one nite stands. and even if i did, it would never ever not in a million years be with someone like you. i hope you have better luck with someone else. cheers!
"Nobody tried getting into your pants but its so damn clear that EUGENE likes or a matter of fact is chasing you. How his friends know about you?! He talk la.. Why he ask about age?! Cuz of Dino and him la!!.. You telling me you can't see that?! Old age does affect your sight and judgement.. Tsk.."
if he really wanted to chase me, wouldnt he be calling me everyday or asking me out all the time?! but he's not right??
NOTE : while i'm on this topic of my beloved liverpool and this velly important match against their bitter rivals, might i just comment on the match and the outcome..
(insert various vulgarities in numerous languages and dialects here)
yes. liverpool lost to man united, 1-0. and that is how i feel about it. *fumes*
JOE (the extremely tall one and the guy who asked me "how come you dont have a boyfriend" out of nowhere when i didnt even mention this fact to anyone at all. my god. is my boyfriend-less status written so clearly on my face?!)
SHANNON (the long haired one with the nice eyes and the guy that went "i have only 3 questions for you - how old are you? can you speak cantonese? whats your starsign?" yes. but he's very funny.)
ADAM (the ang moh from newcastle that speaks so very fast and mumbles so half of the time you cant really understand what he's saying. and the rest call him the "british ah beng" or something like that. they taught him hokkien vulgarities and singlish. bwahahaha.)
DERRICK (the one that works in wholesale marketing for beach resorts.)
MICHAEL (the one that was cracking me up with his gongfu conversation.)
PRISCILLA (the primary school teacher.)
* eileen attempts to perform the kallang wave but realises that its quite impossible to achieve the same effect when one does this as an individual as opposed to a stadium full of people. besides it looks silly and i hope my mother doesnt open the room door to find me kallang-waving by myself, in front of the computer. she's liable to think her eldest daughter has lost it completely. hell, she already thinks i'm very strange. blehh. *
"1X2 means this.... TOTAL GOALS means this.... blah blah blah. see the odds from the tv screen. aiyah, never mind the odds lah. wait they confuse you further only. just play the normal one lah. then you pick which team you want and place your bet lah. what you mean how to? shade the boxes lah! like 4D liddat lah. AIYAH! NEVER MIND LAH! YOU JUST TELL ME WHO YOU WANT TO BUY THEN I WILL GO AND BUY FOR YOU LAH!! give up....."
(note: while i am on this topic, i have to mention that certain friends and people dear to me have found themselves being harrassed and harangued by way of their blogs over the course of our cyberspace adventures. which is why some of them have chosen to desist from blogging. but thats another story.)
(note: alas, i find myself digressing further and further from my main purpose of this entry. sigh. to put myself back on track...)
i use it to store my memories of the events in my life.
i use it to jot down notes and what-nots on stuff i find interesting, for future reference or just simply to amuse myself.
i use it to let off steam and rant about stuff when i feel the need to get things off my chest and unclutter my mind.
i use it to keep links to other blogs and sites on the internet that i frequent.
i use it to keep in touch with my friends.
i use it to voice and share my opinons on things and issues.
i use it for myself, my friends, and whoever else is interested.
i use it as an extension of myself, so that someday i can look back at the days and months and years of my life and reminisce.
Little Led Liding Hoot (M'sian and Singlish ver)
Once upon a time hor, got one girl little led liding hoot. She want to go to Ah Mah's house. Morning alleady she go out one, she got take come one basket to put flower. She "do want" to walk long-long so go take shot cut. Wah!!! she dono got one animal follow her one hor! She happy-happy walk until she come to Ah Mah house.
"Ah Mah! Ah Mah! I come, open the door leh?" she talk. Then Ah Mah also talk back, "Come in lah I never close one" Little Led Liding Hoot open the house and go inside door..... oh, solly solly.... open the door and go inside the house, she got see her Ah Mah on top of the bed. She go ask Ah Mah.
"AH Mah, how come your eye vely big one hor?"
"So I can see you maahhhhh!!!" Ah Mah say back.
"Ah Mah, how come your yearvely long one?"
"So vely easy to hear you one laah!!!!"
"Ah Mah, how come......."
"Aiyaa!!!! SO many question one ah you.... never die before heh?"
"Solylah Ah Mah, I dono mah that's why I ask".
"What soly-soly! Now I want to eat you, I not Ah Mah, I animal one you know....."
Wah! Little led liding Hoot vely scared one, she scleam vely loud but late alleady, the animal alleady eat her. She now inside stomach one. Suddenly got one people, cut wood one, go inside the house. He want to save Little Led Liding Hoot, he go and cut the animal stomach and take out everything, but he too late, Little Led Liding Hoot become shit alleady...
Chronic inability to fall asleep or remain asleep for an adequate length of time.
yup. that's it. that's what ails me in recent times. ugh.
last nite, i was completely tired out by 11pm. my eyes were drooping and i was yawning like mad. but when i flopped onto my bed and tried to fall asleep..
instant awakening. bah. ended up staring at the walls till 3+, 4am before i could finally doze off.
and i've been having these extremely strange dreams! i shall not tell you all the (juicy) details, but they're so vivid and they feel so real. and when i wake up, i can remember the dreams, down to the tiny details. very weird indeed.
sigh. i need my precious sleep.
and it goes on. but i shall not bother to recite the rest of it. ugh. i detest mondays.
my F.M.M. and (killer) lychee martini - front view
side view of my margarita - does not it look like the leaning tower of pisa?
i was trying all ways and means to push it back upright! panicking that it was gonna topple over and make a huge mess. which, luckily, it didnt after all. hee.